With much love and light heartedness to my LA Family. Love you guys!
(Sung to the “12 Days of Christmas”)
On the first day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Oh, how I love our Christmas tree.”
On the second day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Are there any leftovers?”
And “Should we leave up the Christmas tree?”
On the third day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Let’s return my shoes,”
“Damn, there’s no more leftovers?”
And “You made all those ornaments on our Christmas tree?”
On the fourth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Where’d you put our masks?”
“Do you have my shoes?”
“You have to get the recipe for those leftovers”
And “What happened to those two ornaments on the tree?”
On the fifth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Hold on, I’m working….”
“Did you wash our masks?”
“Hopefully I can get new shoes”
“What was in that stuffing?”
And “Which of the kids is messing with the Christmas tree?”
On the sixth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Tell those two to stop barking’
“On a conference call!”
“Did you see that guy in the elevator? No mask.”
“Not sure about these shoes.”
“There’s no more pie either?”
And “I think the cat is messing with the Christmas tree.”
On the seventh day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Happy New Year 2021!”
“Hey you two, stop horsing around.”
“Listening to the boss. On mute.”
“That old lady in the lobby was missing a mask”
“Let’s bring back these shoes.”
“Is there anything else left over?”
And “Here’s yet another broken ornament on our Christmas tree.”
On the eighth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Is that the downstairs neighbor?”
“Is this going to be a “New” Year?”
“Kylo, get off Gotham.”
“Can you believe this rush deadline?”
“I saw that old lady in the garage, again, no mask.”
“Where’d you put the box of shoes?”
“What are we going to do for dinner?”
And “Let’s check the camera to see who's eating the Christmas tree.”
On the ninth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Excited! Karen sent the Nest.”
“Is that Crazy downstairs banging on the ceiling?”
“I cannot take another bad year.”
“Where are those two, they’re too quiet.”
“How am I supposed to get this work done?”
“I think you may want to report her.”
“No, I am done with the shoes.”
“What did you say is in the refrigerator?”
And “When we go out, let’s lock up the Christmas tree.”
On the tenth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“I really hate people.”
“I have to read the installation manual.”
“Oh yeah, then I’ml stomping on the floor!”
“What should we do differently this year?”
“Kylo, leave the cat alone.”
“I have back to back meetings today.”
“Sending the building a complaint about the maskless.”
“I am going to buy myself something else.”
“I’m starving, what’s to eat?”
And “What? You didn’t lock up the Christmas tree?”
On the eleventh day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“I think we need a healing prayer.”
“Why are they so rude and inconsiderate?”
“Do you know the correct circuit breaker?”
“The Crazy downstairs complained about us, again.”
“We need to get our shit together this year.”
“What’s up with Kylo, he’s being bad.”
“I have three more videos to edit……”
“When do you think we won’t have to wear a mask?”
“I bought myself a Onewheel instead of the shoes!”
“Let’s order from that Portuguese place.”
And “OMG, it’s our youngest Frenchie Kylo, destroying our Christmas tree.”
On the twelfth day after Christmas, My true love said to me,
“Did you feel anything?”
“I know I shouldn’t judge…...”
“Take it out and get rid of it! The Nest is possessed.”
“Crazy neighbor is assigned the parking spot next to us....”
“Do you think we should put together a plan?”
“The dogs are so bored; they really can’t go out, except walks.”
“I really don’t want to go back into the office.”
“Compliments of the LA smog, you will always wear a mask!”
“What, now you’re telling me that it’s dangerous?”
“I am trying to help out and cook.”
And, “I’ve never seen sparkled dog poop before, remnants of our chewed up
Christmas tree.”
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